Friday, September 11, 2009

What is more painful than...

...online trainings? Seriously. Watching someone else's screen & mouse on your computer while they explain every single little step involved in using a program sucks. Having dozens of other people on the call asking inane questions and making unnecessary comments is even worse. Especially when you actually don't have access to more than half of what is being covered.

I curse the person who created this tool. Curse them.

My colleague suggested it was perhaps as painful as drowning in a pool of fiery lava. I added being attacked by fire ants beforehand that were eating you while you fell and drowned in the lava. Perhaps.

Any other suggestions? A prize to the winner...

5 comments:

stein! said...

...having your clothes torn off by piranhas, who have grown opposable thumbs and wield sharply-edged paper and cover your ENTIRE body in millions of tiny paper cuts before they (somehow) throw you into a vat of vinegar???

scrubmama said...

dang, i can't top that.

Renee said...

Dang, I don't know if anyone can. Ouch.

stein! said...

what's my prize?????

Renee said...

I haven't decided yet...expect something in the mail within the next month. :) (Maybe some paper and vinegar?)